txt[0] = "A man is rich according to what he is, not what he has."; txt[1] = "Faith is a journey, not a destination."; txt[2] = "Jesus never taught how to preach. Only how to pray."; txt[3] = "Jesus declared the truth; He never gave opinions."; txt[4] = "When was the last time you told God you love Him? He is still listening."; txt[5] = "We are as full of the Holy Spirit as we want to be."; txt[6] = "We need to seek God Himself more than His gifts."; txt[7] = "We become like what we worship."; txt[8] = "Sin will keep you from the Bible but the Bible can keep you from sin."; txt[9] = "Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler."; txt[10] = "The bridge you burn now may be the one you later have to cross."; txt[11] = "The Bread of life never gets stale."; txt[12] = "Knowledge puffs you up, Love lifts you up."; txt[13] = "Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death."; txt[14] = "Finding hell is easy! It's at the end of a 'Christ-less' life."; txt[15] = "For all you do, His blood's for you!"; txt[16] = "If you cheat on the test, don't thank the Lord for the 'A'."; txt[17] = "Big Bang theory - God Spoke and 'Bang!' - It happened."; txt[18] = "Christians aren't perfect - Just forgiven."; txt[19] = "'I'm a fool for Christ. Who's fool are you?'"; txt[20] = "Good old knee-ology is as good as some theology."; txt[21] = "Would you rather trust a guy who wrote a book or the One who wrote The Book?"; txt[22] = "Into each life a little rain must fall Who's your umbrella?"; txt[23] = "T.G.I.F. - Thank God I'm Forgiven."; txt[24] = "Forbidden fruits creates many jams."; txt[25] = "If you're looking for a sign from God to get back to church, This is it!"; txt[26] = "A wise child hears his Father's instruction."; txt[27] = "GOD IS"; txt[28] = "Be quiet enough to hear God's whisper."; txt[29] = "It's good to be saved and know it! It's also good to be saved and show it!"; txt[30] = "Help is just a prayer away."; txt[31] = "Be an organ donor - give your heart to Jesus!"; txt[32] = "It's not the outlook it's the uplook that counts!"; txt[33] = "He who sows sparingly will reap sparingly."; txt[34] = "They see our methods, He sees our motives."; txt[35] = "Plenty of folks give the Lord credit few give Him cash!"; txt[36] = "The greatest of evils is our indifference towards evil!"; txt[37] = "Count your blessings, not your problems."; txt[38] = "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep talk to the Shepherd."; txt[39] = "A good place for the 'buck to stop' is at the collection plate."; txt[40] = "In this life it's not what you have but Who you have that counts!"; txt[41] = "A hypocrite is a person who's not himself on Sunday."; txt[42] = "Money is a great servant but a terrible master!"; txt[43] = "God gives every bird its' food, but He does not throw it into its nest"; txt[44] = "God made round faces; man makes 'em long."; txt[45] = "Honesty is not only the best policy, it is the will of GOD!"; txt[46] = "What does it take for God to get our attention?"; txt[47] = "There are many things in my life for which I am ashamed,
but Jesus is not one of them."; txt[48] = "You can't walk with God and hold hands with Satan at the same time."; txt[49] = "If you walk with the Lord, you'll never be out of step."; txt[50] = "Jesus! Don't leave earth without Him!"; txt[51] = "Christ's return is near Don't miss it for the world!"; txt[52] = "Jesus Christ: He paid the price!"; txt[53] = "Don't sway or turn away from the old commandments. They're still new today."; txt[54] = "An early walk and talk with the Lord will last all day."; txt[55] = "Hate is not a family value."; txt[56] = "Be ye fishers of men. You catch them, He will clean them. "; txt[57] = "Deciding not to choose is still making a choice."; txt[58] = "Where death finds you, eternity will keep you."; txt[59] = "PSALMS - read here."; txt[60] = "Things that are not eternal are already out of date. C.S.Lewis"; txt[61] = "The wages of sin have never been reduced."; txt[62] = "The Bible isn't antique or modern, it's eternal."; txt[63] = "Seven days without prayer makes one weak."; txt[64] = "Patience is a virtue which carries a lot of wait."; txt[65] = "Firefighters rescue, only Jesus saves."; txt[66] = "May we live simply so that others may simply live."; txt[67] = "TITHE! Anyone can honk!"; txt[68] = "Don't let troubles get you down, except on your knees."; txt[69] = "Only God can give all of Himself to everyone."; txt[70] = "How do you make a good day better? Make it a Godly day."; txt[71] = "Only one life, 'twill soon be past. Only what's done for Christ will last."; txt[72] = "Who is Jesus Christ? Inquire within..."; txt[73] = "Jesus is returning... resistance is futile."; txt[74] = "Can't follow the stars? Follow the One who made them."; txt[75] = "If you think you are perfect... Try walking on water."; txt[76] = "We are not on this earth to get rich, we are on earth to be enriched."; txt[77] = "It is not our culture to sin, it is our nature to sin;
and only GOD will change that nature."; txt[78] = "If your knees are knocking, kneel on 'em!"; txt[79] = "Give your troubles to God... He never slumbers nor sleeps anyway."; txt[80] = "It only takes a few moments to open deep wounds
but it takes years to heal them."; txt[81] = "Christ traded in the comfort of the manger for the cruelty of the cross."; txt[82] = "If you don't like the devil's fruit, stay out of his orchard."; txt[83] = "You can't compromise and conquer sin at the same time."; txt[84] = "WARNING! In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned."; txt[85] = "I would rather walk with God in the dark than go alone in the light."; txt[86] = "There are two things I've learned: There is a God! And I'm not Him!"; txt[87] = "Today is a gift from GOD. That's why it is called 'The Present'"; txt[88] = "If you can't be an 'Onward Christian Soldier',
at least don't pass the ammunition to the enemy."; txt[89] = "God doesn't call us to be successful... only faithful."; txt[90] = "Even Jesus had a fish story."; txt[91] = "Does your spiritual house need spring cleaning?"; txt[92] = "Service is love in overalls!"; txt[93] = "If you're living your life like there is no God, you'd better be right!"; txt[94] = "Don't leave home without Him!"; txt[95] = "God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called."; txt[96] = "Read The Bible..... It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!"; txt[97] = "Say YES to Jesus and saying NO to drugs will be easy."; txt[98] = "Every time the devil reminds you of your past... remind him of his future!!!"; txt[99] = "Got somebody who's always getting your goat? Talk to the Shepherd."; txt[100] = "Conscience is God's built-in warning system."; txt[101] = "Holiness is a sign of true repentance."; txt[102] = "Jesus Is!"; txt[103] = "Easter shouldn't be the only Sunday you rise to go to Church."; txt[104] = "Free trip to Heaven! Details inside!"; txt[105] = "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."; txt[106] = "In the dark? Follow the Son."; txt[107] = "Jesus is right for whatever is wrong in your life."; txt[108] = "Got Jesus?"; txt[109] = "Jesus came to save, not condemn."; txt[110] = "Put Christ first in your life!"; txt[111] = "Faithfulness is God's requirement... fruitfulness is His reward..."; txt[112] = "Keep looking up... God is looking down..."; txt[113] = "When Jesus is all we have, we realize Jesus is all we need."; txt[114] = "God so loved the world that HE did not send a committee."; txt[115] = "When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right."; txt[116] = "Fight truth decay... study your Bible daily."; txt[117] = "Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives."; txt[118] = "Everyone you meet today is on heaven's most wanted list."; txt[119] = "Trust says Jesus can! Faith says Jesus will!"; txt[120] = "Y2K= Yield to the King."; txt[121] = "Want to avoid burning? Use 'Son' block"; txt[122] = "Life is short... pray hard!"; txt[123] = "Soular powered by the Son."; txt[124] = "I pray only on days that end in 'y'!"; txt[125] = "Beware of the high cost of low living!"; txt[126] = "If God is your Co-pilot...Swap seats! "; txt[127] = "Rapture... separation of Church & State!"; txt[128] = "Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you."; txt[129] = "For every decision, you either suffer the consequences or reap the rewards."; txt[130] = "Prepare for your finals! Read the Bible!"; txt[130] = "God promised a safe landing, not smooth sailing."; txt[131] = "Get Right or get Left!"; txt[132] = "A man who can kneel to God can stand up to anything."; txt[133] = "Breathe in God's spirit... exhale God's love."; txt[134] = "If you're too busy to pray, you're too busy."; txt[135] = "If you don't remember Him all day... don't ask Him to remember you at night."; txt[136] = "Perseverance is an indication of faith."; txt[137] = "Jesus is my ROCK 'N I'm on His ROLL. "; txt[138] = "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."; txt[139] = "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."; txt[140] = "This is a Ch--ch. What is missing? (UR)"; txt[141] = "Try our Sundays. They're better than Baskins-Robbins."; txt[142] = "God's delays are not God's denials."; txt[143] = "All sore and weak from Backsliding? Try Pew Sitting and Knee Bends."; txt[144] = "The best things in life aren't things."; txt[145] = "GODISNOWHERE (now read it again)"; txt[146] = "Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back."; txt[147] = "Friends don't let friends go to hell."; txt[148] = "If your Bible is falling apart, chances are your life is staying together."; txt[149] = "If you can't forgive yourself, you're saying Christ didn't do enough."; txt[150] = "A world of love makes a world of difference."; txt[151] = "Thanksgiving is good but Thanksliving is better."; txt[152] = "Jesus is a friend who knows your faults but loves you anyway."; txt[153] = "The surest steps to happiness are the steps to church!"; txt[154] = "Do your best and let Jesus do the rest."; txt[155] = "Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there."; txt[156] = "Do your best and then sleep in peace. God is awake."; txt[157] = "Faith is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes can see."; txt[158] = "Giving is sowing and God promises a harvest!"; txt[159] = "Problems are those things we see when we take our eyes off the goal."; txt[160] = "Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!"; txt[161] = "Exercise daily... walk with the Lord!"; txt[162] = "May your teenage head banger meet The Ageless Heart Knocker!"; txt[163] = "Men will die, this is sure, sin the cause, Christ the cure."; txt[164] = "If you don't have anything to pray about, thank God you don't."; txt[165] = "When you don't witness, you just did."; txt[166] = "If you can't stand the heat, better make plans to avoid it."; txt[167] = "The perfect church... for those who aren't."; txt[168] = "Redemption: God's recycling plan."; txt[169] = "Salvation is free... but not until you ask for it."; txt[170] = "God answers prayer... not advice."; txt[171] = "Our strength is seen in the things we stand for."; txt[172] = "The wages of sin is death... quit before payday!"; txt[173] = "Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous."; txt[174] = "Remember the banana... when it left the bunch it got skinned."; txt[175] = "Expect great things from God! Attempt great things for God! "; txt[176] = "Failure isn't falling down... it's staying down."; txt[177] = "No force is greater than the power of God!"; txt[178] = "If you have a kind thought, share it now!"; txt[179] = "Fear him who is able to destroy the body and the soul!"; txt[180] = "Fall seven times... stand up eight!"; txt[181] = "The thing to spend on your children is 'time'."; txt[182] = "For every sin the devil has an excuse. "; txt[183] = "I asked Jesus, how much do you love me... and he stretched his arms wide...
and died."; txt[184] = "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in school."; txt[185] = "Life is our gift from God... Our gift to God is how we live our lives!"; txt[186] = "Eternal trip to Heaven... all expenses paid. Inquire inside!"; txt[187] = "If God seems far away... who moved?"; txt[188] = "God has given us two hands, one to receive with and the other to give with."; txt[189] = "Religion is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions."; txt[190] = "God never closes a door without opening a window."; txt[191] = "Hem your day with prayer and it will be less apt to ravel at the edges."; txt[192] = "Get a life! See John 3:16"; txt[193] = "We're called to stand out! Not blend in!"; txt[194] = "Is your life running on empty? Free fillups here every Sunday!"; txt[195] = "Download your worries get on-line with God!"; txt[196] = "Never give the devil a ride because he'll want to do the driving!"; txt[197] = "Children brought up in church are seldom brought up in court."; txt[198] = "On the race track of life make pit stops: Pray! Inspire! Touch!"; txt[199] = "We believe in UFO's: Unity! Forgiveness! Outreach!"; txt[200] = "Unplugged? Plug in and get current with God!"; txt[201] = "God is always on-line! Never a busy signal!"; txt[202] = "The prodigal son was having a bad 'heir' day!"; txt[203] = "Prayer is the next best thing to being there."; txt[204] = "God bless you and all whom you love."; txt[205] = "Down in the mouth? Have a FAITH LIFT!"; txt[206] = "We are distributors of the Bread of Life."; txt[207] = "A peaceful heart finds joy in all of life's simple pleasures."; txt[208] = "If you're looking for a sign from God... this is it!"; txt[209] = "The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us."; txt[210] = "Are you still doubting the Love of God?"; txt[211] = "Jesus is changing the world... one life at a time."; txt[212] = "They'll know we are Christians by our love."; txt[213] = "WWJD - Walking With Jesus Daily"; txt[214] = "The cross is God's way of making a plus sign out of a minus."; txt[215] = "A family altar can alter a family."; txt[216] = "The greatest Man in history was also the poorest."; txt[217] = "A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing."; txt[218] = "Forbidden fruits create many jams."; txt[219] = "Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!"; txt[220] = "Offer hospitality without grumbling."; txt[221] = "He who angers you, controls you!"; txt[222] = "Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it."; txt[223] = "Who wants to be a Christianaire?"; txt[224] = "Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."; txt[225] = "God grades on the cross, not the curve."; txt[226] = "'Pray' is a four letter word that you can say anywhere."; txt[227] = "Too many people clamor for the freedom to do what should not be done."; txt[228] = "Give God what's right, not what's left!"; txt[229] = "This Church is 'Prayer Conditioned'!"; txt[230] = "The cross is God's compass pointing to heaven."; txt[231] = "He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else."; txt[232] = "To be almost saved is to be totally lost."; txt[233] = "In order to understand GOD, we must stand under GOD."; txt[234] = "Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!"; txt[235] = "We set the sail... God makes the wind."; txt[236] = "Morning praise will make your days. "; txt[237] = "We're too blessed to be depressed."; txt[238] = "Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed."; txt[239] = "Don't use God... ask God to use you."; txt[240] = "Spring.... God's greeting card."; txt[241] = "When you listen to God, He hears you."; txt[242] = "Jesus... His life changed death, His death changed life."; txt[243] = "Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back."; txt[244] = "Do you spell your best friend D-O-G or G-O-D?"; txt[245] = "There are many ways to worship God, but only one God to worship."; txt[246] = "Prayer is the key of the day and the lock of the night."; txt[247] = "What Will Jesus Do - W W J D <---> D J W W - Devil Just Won't Win."; txt[248] = "Don't grumble if you don't have what you want,
be thankful you don't get what you deserve."; txt[249] = "God is the only right thing left in a wrong world."; txt[250] = "Serving God tomorrow won't help you today."; txt[251] = "Life is like a mirror. It never gives back more than it gets."; txt[252] = "Backsliding begins when knee-bending stops."; txt[253] = "Christ can turn your setbacks into comebacks."; txt[254] = "Christians aren't perfect... They're forgiven."; txt[255] = "Kind words are always the right kind."; txt[256] = "God gives special grace for each trial we face."; txt[257] = "When things go wrong, don't go wrong with them."; txt[258] = "God likes people... He sent His Son to be one."; txt[259] = "The 1st step to wisdom is silence, and the 2nd step is listening."; txt[260] = "Nails didn't hold Jesus on the cross. His love for you did."; txt[261] = "Busyness is not necessarily Godliness."; txt[262] = "Have your tools ready and God will supply the work."; txt[263] = "If God never gives up on people, neither should we."; txt[264] = "Giving makes living better."; txt[265] = "Best thing to save for your future is your soul!"; txt[266] = "The Cross is the ladder to Heaven."; txt[267] = "'Soul' food served here."; txt[268] = "Prayer + Faith = Change"; txt[269] = "Stack every bit of criticism between two layers of praise."; txt[270] = "Without Christmas there would be no Easter."; txt[271] = "Your words are the windows to your heart."; txt[272] = "For every burden you bear, God lends a hand."; txt[273] = "You must feel conviction before you can feel conversion."; txt[274] = "With God each day is filled with miracles."; txt[275] = "LIFE: The time God gives you to determine how you spend eternity. "; txt[276] = "Be more concerned what God thinks about you than what people think about you."; txt[277] = "Start 'Standing On The Promises' instead of just setting on the premises."; txt[278] = "The world wants your best, God wants your all."; txt[279] = "From death he did rise and will come again."; txt[280] = "God does not want a part-time lover, he's looking for a bride!"; txt[281] = "God uses our down times to build us up."; txt[282] = "Come on in, we're Heir Conditioned!"; txt[283] = "The Lord can do great things through those who don't care who gets the credit."; txt[284] = "Take care of the possible and trust God with the impossible."; txt[285] = "Your life may be all that some know of the Bible."; txt[286] = "There are no 'self-made' Christians."; txt[287] = "Move on with Him now to be ready for Him then."; txt[288] = "Only God is in a position to look down on people."; txt[289] = "A.C.L.U. - Satan's lawfirm"; txt[290] = "Some hearts need a pace-maker, all hearts need the Peace-maker."; txt[291] = "Daily prayers will diminish your cares."; txt[292] = "God intervenes in the affairs of men by invitation only."; txt[293] = "God plus one is always the majority!"; txt[294] = "When God measures a man,
he puts the tape around the heart instead of the head."; txt[295] = "You can know the Word of God and yet not know the God of the Word."; txt[296] = "With God each day is filled with miracles."; txt[297] = "Communion Sunday Over one billion served!"; txt[298] = "When I come to the end of my rope, God is there to take over."; txt[299] = "Jesus is a friend who walks in when the world walks out."; txt[300] = "Sometimes we are so busy adding up our troubles
that we forget to count our blessings."; txt[301] = "If God is your copilot, switch seats."; txt[302] = "How Would Jesus Drive??"; txt[303] = "God answers knee-mail."; txt[304] = "A problem not worth praying about isn't worth worrying about."; txt[305] = "Pray up in advance."; txt[306] = "If you don't plan for the future you might not like what you get."; txt[307] = "Trust God's authority, not man's majority."; txt[308] = "Anyone can count the seeds in an apple
but only God can count the apples in a seed!"; txt[309] = "For a non-Christian - This life is as close to Heaven as you will get."; txt[310] = "The only tact needed for evangelism is contact. "; txt[311] = "Our timeline is not God's timeline."; txt[312] = "Ask God's blessings on work, but do not ask him to do it! "; txt[313] = "Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan."; txt[314] = "Eternity is a long time to think about what you should have done."; txt[315] = "When the Rapture comes and we are gone,
it will finally prove that Darwin was wrong!"; txt[316] = "Life is short... pray hard and read the book!"; txt[317] = "Salvation is what we receive, not what we achieve."; txt[318] = "Christians celebrate Easter every Sunday!"; txt[319] = "GOD gives and forgives; men get and forget."; txt[320] = "The only ghost around here is holy."; txt[321] = "No recount when the Roll is Called Up Yonder!"; txt[322] = "No matter the charge you're, innocent in God's eyes."; txt[323] = "Sinners believe in good luck, Christians believe in The Good Lord"; txt[324] = "I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me."; txt[325] = "To be rich, count the things you have that money can not buy."; txt[326] = "We love because He first loved us. "; txt[327] = "Got Jesus? It'll be hell without Him! "; txt[328] = "We set the sail, God makes the wind."; txt[329] = "The Cross! Thats my final answer."; txt[330] = "Would you rather suffer in this life, or the next?"; txt[331] = "Sometimes you have to believe before you can see!"; txt[332] = "Thanksgiving is Thanks-living."; txt[333] = "Are you a man with a plan, or a saint with a complaint?"; txt[334] = "ATM inside. Atonement! Truth! Mercy!"; txt[335] = "Salvation by Grace is like a parachute; There just is not any substitute."; txt[336] = "Why should God answer us if we've shown Him we won't obey anyway."; txt[337] = "Don't ask to know God's will until you are ready to do it."; txt[338] = "The gift of salvation is His presence."; txt[339] = "Start living to beat hell."; txt[340] = "Suffering for Jesus is suffering with Jesus."; txt[341] = "Take the word of God and take God at his word."; txt[342] = "A man is rich according to what he is, not what he has."; txt[343] = "If you run with dogs, don't be surprised when you get up with fleas."; txt[344] = "Life is like tennis, the one who serves the most seldom loses!"; txt[345] = "A man can stand a lot as long as he can stand himself!"; txt[346] = "Jesus' last command while on earth was to LOVE."; txt[347] = "Come in and let us prepare you for your finals."; txt[348] = "No time for Christ? He has an eternity for you."; txt[349] = "Caution: Driver Worshiping the Lord"; txt[350] = "Those who follow Christ lead the way for others."; txt[351] = "Be bold and let God worry about the future."; txt[352] = "The bridge you burn now may be the one you later have to cross."; txt[353] = "Use your past as a springboard... NOT a sofa! "; txt[354] = "A weakness in our attitude becomes a weakness in our character."; txt[355] = "Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out."; txt[356] = "A sharp tongue is seldom an indication of a sharp mind."; txt[357] = "Dreams need some do-ers!"; txt[358] = "True character is unveiled in misfortune."; txt[359] = "Congratulations! On The Birth of Your Son, Mary and Joseph"; txt[360] = "Not to accept Jesus on His terms is to reject him."; txt[361] = "Prayer... the least you can do, the most you can do."; txt[362] = "Caution: Driver having fits of praise."; txt[363] = "Opposition... our cue to pray, not quit!"; txt[364] = "An 'offense' between you and your neighbor
builds a 'fence' between you and God."; txt[365] = "Life is change... growth is optional... choose wisely!"; txt[366] = "If you'll stand for Jesus, He'll stand for you!"; txt[367] = "Got Jesus?"; txt[368] = "Darwin and the Dead KNOW better NOW."; txt[369] = "Heavenly Forecast... Jesus will Reign forever!"; txt[370] = "Men, hold your wife and kids instead of the remote."; txt[371] = "Jesus died for you, so live for him."; txt[372] = "It's very difficult to be religious, but so simple to be a Christian."; txt[373] = "Christians, like pianos, need frequent tuning!!"; txt[374] = "My blessing is in my attitude."; txt[375] = "The light of the world knows no power failure."; txt[376] = "Jesus lives in the community; He only visits the church."; txt[377] = "No Brainier: Whom Do You Believe, Jesus or Darwin?"; txt[378] = "Christians have a better journey with a destination that's out of this world."; txt[379] = "What if God is asking US for a sign?"; txt[380] = "Opening the Bible can be a real eye opener!"; txt[380] = "The herein determines the hereafter."; txt[381] = "Character is what we stand for, reputation is what we fall for."; txt[382] = "Image is what people think we are. Integrity is what we really are."; txt[383] = "If you want to cast a big shadow... stand in God's light!"; txt[384] = "Visit us on your way to eternity."; txt[385] = "There is nothing too small in the service of God."; txt[386] = "God loves us as if there were just one of us."; txt[387] = "We are all one in the Body Of Christ"; txt[388] = "Enjoy this day! Compliments of God."; txt[389] = "When searching for tomorrow the first thing to look for is God."; txt[390] = "You're not too 'bad' to come in (to church)
and you're not to 'good' to stay out!"; txt[391] = "All that I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator
in all that I have not seen."; txt[392] = "If you make money your God, it will hound you like the Devil."; txt[393] = "Mistakes occur when you don't let God act His role."; txt[394] = "Free food: Bread of life * Living water * Milk & honey"; txt[395] = "The Bible is most helpful when OPEN."; txt[396] = "When life knocks you on your knee... pray there."; txt[397] = "Be strong in the faith you have and more will be added."; txt[398] = "Then He spoke a parable to them,
that men always ought to pray and not lose heart. Luke 18:1"; txt[399] = "Time well spent is time spent in prayer."; txt[400] = "A. S. A. P. - Always Say A Prayer!"; txt[401] = "If Darwin is right, you're a monkey's uncle!"; txt[402] = "If you don't know Jesus, you're in for one hell of a time!"; txt[403] = "Make friends with the Creator of Heaven and get in free."; txt[404] = "Christians, keep the faith, but not from others!"; txt[405] = "God can use troubles to change hearts."; txt[406] = "God made this earth, enjoy its beauty."; txt[407] = "Man creates the distance, Jesus builds the bridge."; txt[408] = "Having part time religion is like having part time work, it won't support you."; txt[409] = "God wants to do through us, what HE has done to us!"; txt[410] = "I'm a master mechanic - Let me fix your life - Jesus"; txt[411] = "Walk the walk as well as talk the talk."; txt[412] = "When you see God's Hand in everything,
it is easy to leave everything in God's Hands!"; txt[413] = "Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do."; txt[414] = "A man is not ready to live if he is not ready to die."; txt[415] = "You will never posses that which you're not willing to profess."; txt[416] = "God's truth is protection from Satan's lies."; txt[417] = "We never get sin under control."; txt[418] = "Jesus will calm the storm... or calm you in the storm."; txt[419] = "Come in and meet a Christian whose past was as dark as your present."; txt[420] = "Moments spent with God reap benefits that lasts a lifetime."; txt[421] = "For a peace that lasts put God first."; txt[422] = "God can use ordinary instruments to produce a concert of praise."; txt[423] = "Church Shopping? We're Open Sundays."; txt[424] = "Jesus built us a bridge, with 2 boards and 3 nails."; txt[425] = "What is politically correct may not be spiritually correct."; txt[426] = "Jesus can turn your EVIL around."; txt[427] = "If you think meek is weak, try being meek for a week."; txt[428] = "Sin offers much and pays little."; txt[429] = "Earth is a testing ground... how's your score?"; txt[430] = "Dont let the car fool you... my treasure is in heaven."; txt[431] = "Pre-paid Masters card Sign up today. "; txt[432] = "God doesn't make mistakes, but he can correct ours."; txt[433] = "Serving God tomorrow won't help you today."; txt[434] = "Our limitations are made by us, not by God."; txt[435] = "It’s better to die to self than live for nothing."; txt[436] = "This Church is on fire! But you don't need to call 911."; txt[437] = "To keep from getting burned stay in the Son."; txt[438] = "Anything that is impossible with man, Is possible with God!"; txt[439] = "Just because we came from dirt doesn't mean we have to wallow in it."; txt[440] = "Every home is a school. What do you teach?"; txt[441] = "Worry is the darkroom in which negatives are developed."; txt[442] = "A lot of people would do right if they thought it was wrong."; txt[443] = "Happiness without reason is the ultimate freedom."; txt[444] = "Having a sharp tongue may cut your own throat."; txt[445] = "We make a living by what we get... we make a life by what we give..."; txt[446] = "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."; txt[447] = "Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent free in your head."; txt[448] = "Truth is ! Lies have to be invented."; txt[449] = "He who is content with little, possesses much."; txt[450] = "The best way to have the last word is to apologize."; txt[451] = "To handle yourself, use your head. To handle others, use your heart."; txt[452] = "Anger is only one letter away from danger."; txt[453] = "The vitamin good for friendship is 'B1'."; txt[454] = "Your heart is happiest when it's beating for others."; txt[455] = "To whose tune are you dancing?"; txt[456] = "More men fail through lack of purpose than lack of talent."; txt[457] = "Worry... Stewing without doing!"; txt[458] = "He who throws dirt loses ground."; txt[459] = "Love is never afraid of giving too much."; txt[460] = "Be thankful for stumbles for they prevent falls."; txt[461] = "Your kind words today may be cherished by someone forever."; txt[462] = "Kind words make good echoes."; txt[463] = "Choices have consequences."; txt[464] = "Many possess much, but have little."; txt[465] = "Plan ahead, remember, the ark was built in a drought!"; txt[466] = "Pick your friends... but not to pieces."; txt[467] = "When the trumpet sounds... I'm outta here!"; txt[468] = "Be content with what you have but never with what you are!"; txt[469] = "Everything is difficult before it's easy."; txt[470] = "Men who have never failed are men who have never tried."; txt[471] = "Say there is no absolute truth? Are you absolutely sure?"; txt[472] = "Want to make God laugh? Just tell him your plans."; txt[473] = "We're called to be now what we will be when Jesus returns."; txt[474] = "April 1: National Athiests Day"; txt[475] = "The Devil has a 'plot' but God has a 'plan'."; txt[476] = "It does not matter what happens to us but what happens in us."; txt[477] = "For the road to heaven, turn right and go straight."; txt[478] = "Apply yourself to the Bible and the Bible to yourself."; txt[479] = "Many books can inform, but only the Bible can transform."; txt[480] = "T.G.I.F. - Today God Is First"; txt[481] = "Being a servant is a choice."; txt[482] = "Knowledge is proud, wisdom is humble!"; txt[483] = "I'm the Christian the devil and liberal media warned you about!"; txt[484] = "All TV is educational.
Are your children learning profanity, violence or fornication?"; txt[485] = "On judgment day you'll meet Father God... not Mother Earth! "; txt[486] = "The fool hath said in his heart, 'There is no God' Psalm 14:1"; txt[487] = "Prayer should be our first resource... not our last resort!"; txt[488] = "Evolution is to science what quackery is to medicine."; txt[489] = "Forgive your enemies... nothing annoys them more."; txt[490] = "When life needs rebooting... remember Jesus saves!"; txt[491] = "When we've done what we can... God will do what we can't!"; txt[492] = "God's gifts are never loans, they are deposits."; txt[493] = "Soul & /programs: Both must be saved and debugged by their Maker!"; txt[494] = "Grin! God loves you! The rest of us will wonder what you've been up to."; txt[495] = "The best Christmas gift ever was wrapped in a manger!"; txt[496] = "Live life so that the preacher won't have to lie at the funeral."; txt[497] = "Will you be one of the grateful dead, or one of the regretful dead?"; txt[498] = "Jesus paid a bill He did't owe."; txt[499] = "A Bible falling apart belongs to someone who isn't!"; txt[500] = "Christ Changed My Life"; txt[501] = "If someone says something untrue about you,
you must live life so that no one will believe it!"; function chooseTxt(){ randomNum = Math.floor (Math.random() * highLimit) + lowLimit textValue = txt[randomNum] } function writeTxt() { document.write(tblPart1 + textValue + tblPart2); } chooseTxt(); writeTxt(); // -- End Onload Christian Bumper Sticker -->