txt[1] = "Faith is a journey, not a destination."; txt[2] = "Jesus never taught how to preach.
Only how to pray."; txt[3] = "Jesus declared the truth; He never gave opinions."; txt[4] = "When was the last time you told God you love Him?
He is still listening."; txt[5] = "We are as full of the Holy Spirit as we want to be."; txt[6] = "We need to seek God Himself more than His gifts."; txt[7] = "We become like what we worship."; txt[8] = "Sin will keep you from the Bible
but the Bible can keep you from sin."; txt[9] = "Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler."; txt[10] = "A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear
good fruit.... Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them."; txt[11] = "The Bread of life never gets stale."; txt[12] = "Knowledge puffs you up
Love lifts you up."; txt[13] = "Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death."; txt[14] = "Finding hell is easy!
It's at the end of a 'Christ-less' life."; txt[15] = "For all you do, His blood's for you!"; txt[16] = "If you cheat on the test, don't thank the Lord for the 'A'."; txt[17] = "Big Bang theory - God Spoke and 'Bang!' - It happened."; txt[18] = "Christians aren't perfect - Just forgiven."; txt[19] = "'I'm a fool for Christ
Who's fool are you?'"; txt[20] = "Good old knee-ology is as good as some theology."; txt[21] = "Would you rather trust a guy who wrote a book
or the One who wrote The Book?"; txt[22] = "Into each life a little rain must fall
Who's your umbrella?"; txt[23] = "T.G.I.F. - Thank God I'm Forgiven."; txt[24] = "Forbidden fruits creates many jams."; txt[25] = "If you're looking for a sign from God to get back to church
This is it!"; txt[26] = "A wise child hears his Father's instruction."; txt[27] = "GOD IS"; txt[28] = "Be quiet enough to hear God's whisper."; txt[29] = "It's good to be saved and know it!
It's also good to be saved and show it!"; txt[30] = "Help is just a prayer away."; txt[31] = "Be an organ donor - give your heart to Jesus!"; txt[32] = "It's not the outlook
it's the uplook that counts!"; txt[33] = "He who sows sparingly will reap sparingly."; txt[34] = "They see our methods, He sees our motives."; txt[35] = "Plenty of folks give the Lord credit
few give Him cash!"; txt[36] = "The greatest of evils is our indifference towards evil!"; txt[37] = "Count your blessings, not your problems."; txt[38] = "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep
talk to the Shepherd."; txt[39] = "A good place for the 'buck to stop'
is at the collection plate."; txt[40] = "In this life it's not what you have
but Who you have that counts!"; txt[41] = "A hypocrite is a person who's not himself on Sunday."; txt[42] = "Money is a great servant but a terrible master!"; txt[43] = "God gives every bird its' food, but He does not throw it into its nest"; txt[44] = "God made round faces; man makes 'em long."; txt[45] = "Honesty is not only the best policy, it is the will of GOD!"; txt[46] = "What does it take for God to get our attention?"; txt[47] = "There are many things in my life for which I am ashamed,
but Jesus is not one of them."; txt[48] = "You can't walk with God and hold hands with Satan at the same time."; txt[49] = "If you walk with the Lord, you'll never be out of step."; txt[50] = "Jesus!
Don't leave earth without Him!"; txt[51] = "Christ's return is near
Don't miss it for the world!"; txt[52] = "Jesus Christ
He paid the price!"; txt[53] = "Don't sway or turn away from the old commandments.
They're still new today."; txt[54] = "An early walk and talk with the Lord will last all day."; txt[55] = "Hate is not a family value."; txt[56] = "Be ye fishers of men. You catch them
He will clean them. "; txt[57] = "Deciding not to choose is still making a choice."; txt[58] = "Where death finds you, eternity will keep you."; txt[59] = "PSALMS - read here."; txt[60] = "Things that are not eternal are already out of date.
C.S.Lewis"; txt[61] = "The wages of sin have never been reduced."; txt[62] = "The Bible isn't antique or modern, it's eternal."; txt[63] = "Seven days without prayer makes one weak."; txt[64] = "Patience is a virtue which carries a lot of wait."; txt[65] = "Firefighters rescue, only Jesus saves."; txt[66] = "May we live simply so that others may simply live."; txt[67] = "TITHE!
Anyone can honk!"; txt[68] = "Don't let troubles get you down, except on your knees."; txt[69] = "Only God can give all of Himself to everyone."; txt[70] = "How do you make a good day better?
Make it a Godly day."; txt[71] = "Only one life, 'twill soon be past.
Only what's done for Christ will last."; txt[72] = "Who is Jesus Christ?
Inquire within..."; txt[73] = "Jesus is returning... resistance is futile."; txt[74] = "Can't follow the stars?
Follow the One who made them."; txt[75] = "If you think you are perfect...
Try walking on water."; txt[76] = "We are not on this earth to get rich,
we are on earth to be enriched."; txt[77] = "It is not our culture to sin, it is our nature to sin;
and only GOD will change that nature."; txt[78] = "If your knees are knocking
kneel on 'em!"; txt[79] = "Give your troubles to God
He never slumbers nor sleeps anyway."; txt[80] = "It only takes a few moments to open deep wounds
but it takes years to heal them. "; txt[81] = "Christ traded in the comfort of the manger
for the cruelty of the cross."; txt[82] = "If you don't like the devil's fruit,
stay out of his orchard."; txt[83] = "You can't compromise and conquer sin at the same time."; txt[84] = "WARNING!
In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned."; txt[85] = "I would rather walk with God in the dark
than go alone in the light."; txt[86] = "There are two things I've learned:
There is a God! And I'm not Him!"; txt[87] = "Today is a gift from GOD.
That's why it is called 'The Present'"; txt[88] = "If you can't be an 'Onward Christian Soldier',
at least don't pass the ammunition to the enemy."; txt[89] = "God doesn't call us to be successful... only faithful."; txt[90] = "Even Jesus had a fish story."; txt[91] = "Does your spiritual house need spring cleaning?"; txt[92] = "Service is love in overalls!"; txt[93] = "If you're living your life like there is no God,
you'd better be right!"; txt[94] = "Don't leave home without Him!"; txt[95] = "God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called."; txt[96] = "Read The Bible.....
It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!"; txt[97] = "Say YES to Jesus and saying NO to drugs will be easy."; txt[98] = "Every time the devil reminds you of your past...
remind him of his future!!!"; txt[99] = "Got somebody who's always getting your goat?
Talk to the Shepherd."; txt[100] = "Conscience is God's built-in warning system."; txt[101] = "Holiness is a sign of true repentance."; txt[102] = "Jesus Is!"; txt[103] = "Easter shouldn't be the only Sunday
you rise to go to Church."; txt[104] = "Free trip to Heaven!
Details inside!"; txt[105] = "If you don't like the way you were born,
try being born again."; txt[106] = "In the dark? Follow the Son."; txt[107] = "Jesus is right for whatever is wrong in your life."; txt[108] = "Got Jesus?"; txt[109] = "Jesus came to save, not condemn."; txt[110] = "Put Christ first in your life!"; txt[111] = "Faithfulness is God's requirement...
fruitfulness is His reward..."; txt[112] = "Keep looking up...
God is looking down..."; txt[113] = "When Jesus is all we have,
we realize Jesus is all we need."; txt[114] = "God so loved the world that HE did not send a committee."; txt[115] = "When down in the mouth, remember Jonah.
He came out all right."; txt[116] = "Fight truth decay... study your Bible daily."; txt[117] = "Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives."; txt[118] = "Everyone you meet today is on heaven's most wanted list."; txt[119] = "Trust says Jesus can!
Faith says Jesus will!"; txt[120] = "Y2K= Yield to the King."; txt[121] = "Want to avoid burning?
Use 'Son' block"; txt[122] = "Life is short... pray hard!"; txt[123] = "Soular powered by the Son."; txt[124] = "I pray only on days that end in 'y'!"; txt[125] = "Beware of the high cost of low living!"; txt[126] = "If God is your Co-pilot...
Swap seats! "; txt[127] = "Rapture... separation of Church & State!"; txt[128] = "Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you."; txt[129] = "For every decision,
you either suffer the consequences or reap the rewards."; txt[130] = "Prepare for your finals!
Read the Bible!"; txt[130] = "God promised a safe landing, not smooth sailing."; txt[131] = "Get Right or get Left!"; txt[132] = "A man who can kneel to God can stand up to anything."; txt[133] = "Breathe in God's spirit... exhale God's love."; txt[134] = "If you're too busy to pray, you're too busy."; txt[135] = "If you don't remember Him all day...
don't ask Him to remember you at night. "; txt[136] = "Perseverance is an indication of faith."; txt[137] = "Jesus is my ROCK 'N I'm on His ROLL. "; txt[138] = "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."; txt[139] = "If you're headed in the wrong direction,
God allows U-turns."; txt[140] = "This is a Ch--ch.
What is missing? (UR)"; txt[141] = "Try our Sundays.
They're better than Baskins-Robbins."; txt[142] = "God's delays are not God's denials."; txt[143] = "All sore and weak from Backsliding?
Try Pew Sitting and Knee Bends."; txt[144] = "The best things in life aren't things."; txt[145] = "GODISNOWHERE
(now read it again)"; txt[146] = "Try Jesus.
If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back."; txt[147] = "Friends don't let friends go to hell."; txt[148] = "If your Bible is falling apart,
chances are your life is staying together."; txt[149] = "If you can't forgive yourself,
you're saying Christ didn't do enough."; txt[150] = "A world of love makes a world of difference."; txt[151] = "Thanksgiving is good but Thanksliving is better."; txt[152] = "Jesus is a friend who knows your faults
but loves you anyway."; txt[153] = "The surest steps to happiness are the steps to church!"; txt[154] = "Do your best and let Jesus do the rest."; txt[155] = "Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there."; txt[156] = "Do your best and then sleep in peace.
God is awake."; txt[157] = "Faith is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes can see."; txt[158] = "Giving is sowing and God promises a harvest!"; txt[159] = "Problems are those things we see
when we take our eyes off the goal."; txt[160] = "Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!"; txt[161] = "Exercise daily... walk with the Lord!"; txt[162] = "May your teenage head banger
meet The Ageless Heart Knocker!"; txt[163] = "Men will die, this is sure,
sin the cause, Christ the cure."; txt[164] = "If you don't have anything to pray about,
thank God you don't."; txt[165] = "When you don't witness, you just did."; txt[166] = "If you can't stand the heat,
better make plans to avoid it."; txt[167] = "The perfect church... for those who aren't."; txt[168] = "Redemption: God's recycling plan."; txt[169] = "Salvation is free... but not until you ask for it."; txt[170] = "God answers prayer... not advice."; txt[171] = "Our strength is seen in the things we stand for."; txt[172] = "The wages of sin is death...
quit before payday!"; txt[173] = "Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous."; txt[174] = "Remember the banana... when it left the bunch it got skinned."; txt[175] = "Expect great things from God!
Attempt great things for God! "; txt[176] = "Failure isn't falling down... it's staying down."; txt[177] = "No force is greater than the power of God!"; txt[178] = "If you have a kind thought, share it now!"; txt[179] = "Fear him who is able to destroy the body and the soul!"; txt[180] = "Fall seven times... stand up eight!"; txt[181] = "The thing to spend on your children is 'time'."; txt[182] = "For every sin the devil has an excuse. "; txt[183] = "I asked Jesus, how much do you love me...
and he stretched his arms wide... and died."; txt[184] = "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in school."; txt[185] = "Life is our gift from God...
Our gift to God is how we live our lives!"; txt[186] = "Eternal trip to Heaven... all expenses paid.
Inquire inside!"; txt[187] = "If God seems far away... who moved?"; txt[188] = "God has given us two hands,
one to receive with and the other to give with."; txt[189] = "Religion is meant to be bread for daily use,
not cake for special occasions."; txt[190] = "God never closes a door without opening a window."; txt[191] = "Hem your day with prayer
and it will be less apt to ravel at the edges."; txt[192] = "Get a life! See John 3:16"; txt[193] = "We're called to stand out! Not blend in!"; txt[194] = "Is your life running on empty?
Free fillups here every Sunday!"; txt[195] = "Download your worries
get on-line with God!"; txt[196] = "Never give the devil a ride
because he'll want to do the driving!"; txt[197] = "Children brought up in church are seldom brought up in court."; txt[198] = "On the race track of life make pit stops:
Pray! Inspire! Touch!"; txt[199] = "We believe in UFO's:
Unity! Forgiveness! Outreach!"; txt[200] = "Unplugged? Plug in and get current with God!"; txt[201] = "God is always on-line!
Never a busy signal!"; txt[202] = "The prodigal son was having a bad 'heir' day!"; txt[203] = "Prayer is the next best thing to being there."; txt[204] = "God bless you and all whom you love."; txt[205] = "Down in the mouth?
Have a FAITH LIFT!"; txt[206] = "We are distributors of the Bread of Life."; txt[207] = "A peaceful heart finds joy
in all of life's simple pleasures."; txt[208] = "If you're looking for a sign from God... this is it!"; txt[209] = "The task ahead of us
is never as great as the Power behind us."; txt[210] = "Are you still doubting the Love of God?"; txt[211] = "Jesus is changing the world... one life at a time."; txt[212] = "They'll know we are Christians by our love."; txt[213] = "WWJD
Walking With Jesus Daily"; txt[214] = "The cross is God's way of making a plus sign out of a minus."; txt[215] = "A family altar can alter a family."; txt[216] = "The greatest Man in history was also the poorest."; txt[217] = "A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing."; txt[218] = "Forbidden fruits create many jams."; txt[219] = "Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!"; txt[220] = "Offer hospitality without grumbling."; txt[221] = "He who angers you, controls you!"; txt[222] = "Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it."; txt[223] = "Who wants to be a Christianaire?"; txt[224] = "Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."; txt[225] = "God grades on the cross, not the curve."; txt[226] = "'Pray' is a four letter word that you can say anywhere."; txt[227] = "Too many people clamor for the freedom
to do what should not be done."; txt[228] = "Give God what's right, not what's left!"; txt[229] = "This Church is 'Prayer Conditioned'!"; txt[230] = "The cross is God's compass pointing to heaven."; txt[231] = "He who is good at making excuses
is seldom good for anything else."; txt[232] = "To be almost saved is to be totally lost."; txt[233] = "In order to understand GOD, we must stand under GOD."; txt[234] = "Watch your step carefully!
Everyone else does!"; txt[235] = "We set the sail... God makes the wind."; txt[236] = "Morning praise will make your days. "; txt[237] = "We're too blessed to be depressed."; txt[238] = "Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed."; txt[239] = "Don't use God... ask God to use you."; txt[240] = "Spring.... God's greeting card."; txt[241] = "When you listen to God, He hears you."; txt[242] = "Jesus... His life changed death
His death changed life."; txt[243] = "Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back."; txt[244] = "Do you spell your best friend D-O-G or G-O-D?"; txt[245] = "There are many ways to worship God,
but only one God to worship."; txt[246] = "Prayer is the key of the day and the lock of the night."; txt[247] = "W W J D - What Will Jesus Do
D J W W - Devil Just Won't Win."; txt[248] = "Don't grumble if you don't have what you want,
be thankful you don't get what you deserve."; txt[249] = "God is the only right thing left in a wrong world."; txt[250] = "Serving God tomorrow won't help you today."; txt[251] = "Life is like a mirror.
It never gives back more than it gets."; txt[252] = "Backsliding begins when knee-bending stops."; txt[253] = "Christ can turn your setbacks into comebacks."; txt[254] = "Christians aren't perfect... They're forgiven."; txt[255] = "Kind words are always the right kind."; txt[256] = "God gives special grace for each trial we face."; txt[257] = "When things go wrong, don't go wrong with them."; txt[258] = "God likes people... He sent His Son to be one."; txt[259] = "The 1st step to wisdom is silence,
and the 2nd step is listening."; txt[260] = "Nails didn't hold Jesus on the cross.
His love for you did."; txt[261] = "Busyness is not necessarily Godliness."; txt[262] = "Have your tools ready and God will supply the work."; txt[263] = "If God never gives up on people, neither should we."; txt[264] = "Giving makes living better."; txt[265] = "Best thing to save for your future is your soul!"; txt[266] = "The Cross is the ladder to Heaven."; txt[267] = "'Soul' food served here."; txt[268] = "Prayer + Faith = Change"; txt[269] = "Stack every bit of criticism between two layers of praise."; txt[270] = "Without Christmas there would be no Easter."; txt[271] = "Your words are the windows to your heart."; txt[272] = "For every burden you bear, God lends a hand."; txt[273] = "You must feel conviction before you can feel conversion."; txt[274] = "With God each day is filled with miracles."; txt[275] = "LIFE:
The time God gives you to determine how you spend eternity. "; txt[276] = "Be more concerned what God thinks about you
than what people think about you."; txt[277] = "Start 'Standing On The Promises'
instead of just setting on the premises."; txt[278] = "The world wants your best, God wants your all."; txt[279] = "From death he did rise and will come again."; txt[280] = "God does not want a part-time lover,
he's looking for a bride!"; txt[281] = "God uses our down times to build us up."; txt[282] = "Come on in, we're Heir Conditioned!"; txt[283] = "The Lord can do great things
through those who don't care who gets the credit. "; txt[284] = "Take care of the possible and trust God with the impossible."; txt[285] = "Your life may be all that some know of the Bible."; txt[286] = "There are no 'self-made' Christians."; txt[287] = "Move on with Him now to be ready for Him then."; txt[288] = "Only God is in a position to look down on people."; txt[289] = "A.C.L.U.
Satan's lawfirm"; txt[290] = "Some hearts need a pace-maker,
all hearts need the Peace-maker."; txt[291] = "Daily prayers will diminish your cares."; txt[292] = "God intervenes in the affairs of men by invitation only."; txt[293] = "God plus one is always the majority!"; txt[294] = "When God measures a man,
he puts the tape around the heart instead of the head."; txt[295] = "You can know the Word of God
and yet not know the God of the Word."; txt[296] = "With God each day is filled with miracles."; txt[297] = "Communion Sunday
Over one billion served!"; txt[298] = "When I come to the end of my rope,
God is there to take over."; txt[299] = "Jesus is a friend who walks in when the world walks out."; txt[300] = "Sometimes we are so busy adding up our troubles
that we forget to count our blessings."; txt[301] = "If God is your copilot, switch seats."; txt[302] = "How Would Jesus Drive??"; txt[303] = "God answers knee-mail."; txt[304] = "A problem not worth praying about isn't worth worrying about."; txt[305] = "Pray up in advance."; txt[306] = "If you don't plan for the future
you might not like what you get."; txt[307] = "Trust God's authority, not man's majority."; txt[308] = "Anyone can count the seeds in an apple
but only God can count the apples in a seed! "; txt[309] = "For a non-Christian
This life is as close to Heaven as you will get."; txt[310] = "The only tact needed for evangelism is contact. "; txt[311] = "Our timeline is not God's timeline."; txt[312] = "Ask God's blessings on work, but do not ask him to do it! "; txt[313] = "Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan."; txt[314] = "Eternity is a long time to think about
what you should have done."; txt[315] = "When the Rapture comes and we are gone
it will finally prove that Darwin was wrong!"; txt[316] = ".Life is short... pray hard and read the book!"; txt[317] = "Salvation is what we receive, not what we achieve."; txt[318] = "Christians celebrate Easter every Sunday!"; txt[319] = "GOD gives and forgives; men get and forget."; txt[320] = "The only ghost around here is holy."; txt[321] = "No recount when the Roll is Called Up Yonder!"; txt[322] = "No matter the charge you're, innocent in God's eyes."; txt[323] = "Sinners believe in good luck,
Christians believe in The Good Lord"; txt[324] = "I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me."; txt[325] = "To be rich, count the things you have that money can not buy."; txt[326] = "We love because He first loved us. "; txt[327] = "Got Jesus?
It'll be hell without Him! "; txt[328] = "We set the sail, God makes the wind."; txt[329] = "The Cross!
Thats my final answer."; txt[330] = "Would you rather suffer in this life,or the next?"; txt[331] = "Sometimes you have to believe before you can see!"; txt[332] = "Thanksgiving is Thanks-living."; txt[333] = "Are you a man with a plan, or a saint with a complaint?"; txt[334] = "ATM inside.
Atonement! Truth! Mercy!"; txt[335] = "Salvation by Grace is like a parachute;
There just is not any substitute. "; txt[336] = "Why should God answer us
if we've shown Him we won't obey anyway."; txt[337] = "Don't ask to know God's will until you are ready to do it."; txt[338] = "The gift of salvation is His presence."; txt[339] = "Start living to beat hell."; txt[340] = "Suffering for Jesus is suffering with Jesus."; txt[341] = "Take the word of God and take God at his word."; txt[342] = "A man is rich according to what he is, not what he has."; txt[343] = "If you run with dogs, don't be surprised when you get up with fleas."; txt[344] = "Life is like tennis, the one who serves the most seldom loses!"; txt[345] = "A man can stand a lot as long as he can stand himself!"; txt[346] = "Jesus' last command while on earth was to LOVE."; txt[347] = "Come in and let us prepare you for your finals."; txt[348] = "No time for Christ?
He has an eternity for you."; txt[349] = "Caution: Driver Worshiping the Lord"; txt[350] = "Those who follow Christ lead the way for others."; txt[351] = "Be bold and let God worry about the future."; txt[352] = "The bridge you burn now
may be the one you later have to cross."; txt[353] = "Use your past as a springboard... NOT a sofa! "; txt[354] = "A weakness in our attitude
becomes a weakness in our character."; txt[355] = "Things work out best
for those who make the best of the way things work out. "; txt[356] = "A sharp tongue is seldom an indication of a sharp mind."; txt[357] = "Dreams need some do-ers!"; txt[358] = "True character is unveiled in misfortune."; txt[359] = "Congratulations!
On The Birth of Your Son, Mary and Joseph"; txt[360] = "Not to accept Jesus on His terms is to reject him."; txt[361] = "Prayer... the least you can do, the most you can do."; txt[362] = "Caution: Driver having fits of praise."; txt[363] = "Opposition... our cue to pray, not quit!"; txt[364] = "An 'offense' between you and your neighbor
builds a 'fence' between you and God."; txt[365] = "Life is change... growth is optional... choose wisely!"; txt[366] = "A.C.L.U.
Sue'n for Satan"; function getJulianDay(){ var oneMinute = 60 *1000 var oneHour = oneMinute * 60 var oneDay = oneHour * 24 var today = new Date() var firstOfYear = new Date() firstOfYear.setMonth(0) firstOfYear.setDate(1) var diff = today.getTime() - firstOfYear.getTime() diff = Math.floor(diff/oneDay) + 1 return diff } function writeTxt() { document.write(tblPart1 + tblPart2 + dow + tblPart3 + txt[today] + tblPart4); } today = getJulianDay(); writeTxt(); // End -->